Failure is a fantastic teacher. Marc Lawrence (via man-next-door)
You can learn from my mistakes…so you never do the same.
- Never forget her birthday.
Make a really, really big deal out of it.
- After sex? Hold her for a while.
Ya know, talk to her like a human being.
- Do NOT wear your socks to bed!
No socks to bed, because you might not be all that attractive to begin with.
- Always, ALWAYS, side with her in an argument with your mother.
- Listen to her like you mean it.
Supportiveness is a really, really sexy turn-on.
- Never, ever, hit.
- And, uh, no matter what annoying habit she has? Just realize she’s dealing with a huge mountain of imperfections every day.
So you might just wanna let it go.
